HEY, YOU, YOU HALF-BAKED PIECE OF CHEESE! I’M  BORIS, MY TICKER IS $BORIS, DAMN IT! HIC LISTEN UP BEFORE I DROWN IN MY BOOZE. PLANS FOR THE $BORIS MEMECOIN? OH, IT’S GONNA BE A RAT REVOLUTION, MOTHER***ERS! WE’RE NOT JUST TWIRLING OUR TAILS AROUND HERE- WE’RE BUILDING A WHOLE EMPIRE ON THE CARDANO BLOCKCHAIN TO MAKE ALL THOSE SOBER LOSERS JEALUS. First off, $BORIS isn’t just some joke coin; It’s your ticket to our world,where boris rats like me run the show. We’re gonna flood the market with fun and chaos, you hear me?